Amusing Food Quotations

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli".
George Bush

"McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it"?
Jay Leno

"I love Thanksgiving turkey...it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts".
Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance".
Steven Wright

"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer".
Bob Monkhouse

"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian".
Anon.

"Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few if any survive".
Anon