A Few Famouse Food Quotations
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A Few Famouse Food Quotations
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen
"The most remarkable thing about
my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but
leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson
"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz
"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen
"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso
"The most remarkable thing about
my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but
leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson
"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz
"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen
"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso
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